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My mother seriously has the brain capacity of a fly. I’m not sure how God created such a stupidly stubborn creature with the inability to understand basic concepts built upon common sense! Every conversation regarding my brother’s lack of intelligence, poor academic performance, or any downfall at all results in a heated discussion in which…

I hate people that bum cigarettes, smoke them incorrectly, and then throw them away without even having the decency to puff the bitch through.

You douchebags.

So it is today that I unfortunately inform the probably already well informed stalkees of Kwon Sang Woo that the end has come.

It is of an unfortunate turn of events that the object of our deepest desire, the epitome of sex on a stick, and the very definition of eye candy will be removed from…

…well more like one boy in particular.

I’ve been seeing someone new. I used to work with him at my first firm and he quit the week after I got there, but we’ve kept in touch. He’s an awesome designer, so I’ve learned a lot from him. We’re just having fun right now; I wouldn’t exactly…

I got a haircut.

And took pictures at 2AM.

So I thought, “What better place to camwhore than 2AMfix!?!? Right!?!?! RIGHT!!!”

So basically, click (for huge ass pictures ;X)

For those of you that are unaware, which I’m sure is the select few of you who chose to live under a rock, the internet, and all it has to offer, serves as my main source of entertainment.

A life line if you will.

But as of late, I’ve noticed that while going through my daily ritual…

So February 14 is quickly approaching, and that dire need to pound the founder of V-Day’s sorry ass through 6 solid feet of concrete is already here. Mind you, the lucky bastard’s probably already dead, but if we could resurrect him for just a moment, I’d be happy to send him right back. I mean,…

Many things actually — a fun life, good time, sparkling future — so what am I doing to achieve it? Apparently nothing, but whose fault is that? Well, I could take the pansy route and blame it on my parents for being ridiculously controlling, my friends for being ridiculously anti-social, and my college for being…

For another spankin` bitch session.

I kid.

A lot on my mind lately,
so things might get slightly pensive.

So first off,
Happy New Year and the best of wishes for 2008!

Had a fun night of clean partying while the parents were away holding their own celebration in San Francisco. I’d say it was a pretty decent way to bring…

I’m so fucking close to just slapping someone right now, that it’s not even funny. I mean, you’d think God gave people enough common sense to know to stay away from a temperamental crazy woman in finals week. But did He? NO.

I mean my freakin English professor acts like she’s doing us all a favor…