Post archive for ‘Rants & Raves’
The Essence of V-Day
So February 14 is quickly approaching, and that dire need to pound the founder of V-Day’s sorry ass through 6 solid feet of concrete is already here. Mind you, the lucky bastard’s probably already dead, but if we could resurrect him for just a moment, I’d be happy to send him right back. I mean,…
iWant
Many things actually — a fun life, good time, sparkling future — so what am I doing to achieve it? Apparently nothing, but whose fault is that? Well, I could take the pansy route and blame it on my parents for being ridiculously controlling, my friends for being ridiculously anti-social, and my college for being…
Stress: My Middle Name.
I’m so fucking close to just slapping someone right now, that it’s not even funny. I mean, you’d think God gave people enough common sense to know to stay away from a temperamental crazy woman in finals week. But did He? NO.
I mean my freakin English professor acts like she’s doing us all a favor…
Not…
Not feeling too swell today. A range of unhappy things happened from getting shot down, to running out of batteries on my wireless keyboard (the mouse is rechargeable), and still having to write this infernal essay. Why my professor finds it imperative to force us all to write on topics which have already been talked…
I wonder.
I wonder about a lot of things actually. Like why the sky is blue, why onions make you cry, why women can never apply mascara with their mouthes closed, why the word men is synonymous with fucking douche bag. They’re all valid questions, except no amount of scientific examination on the male pea brain will…