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Still Alive, No Worries

After a great deal of restless discomfort, and an inability to ignore the blaring apprehension permeating my body, I decided to blog for the genuine need to process and unload my current predicament, as well as indulge in some common courtesy for those who wish to verify my continued well-being.

So first things first –present, alive,…

I wonder.

I wonder about a lot of things actually. Like why the sky is blue, why onions make you cry, why women can never apply mascara with their mouthes closed, why the word men is synonymous with fucking douche bag. They’re all valid questions, except no amount of scientific examination on the male pea brain will…