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I’ve had to come out the survivor of a lot of struggles. I’ve faced things no one should have to face in a mere 21 years. I sometimes wish I could be as naive as some of my friends and family. I wish I didn’t already know the reality of the world we’re living in.…

So February 14 is quickly approaching, and that dire need to pound the founder of V-Day’s sorry ass through 6 solid feet of concrete is already here. Mind you, the lucky bastard’s probably already dead, but if we could resurrect him for just a moment, I’d be happy to send him right back. I mean,…

Many things actually — a fun life, good time, sparkling future — so what am I doing to achieve it? Apparently nothing, but whose fault is that? Well, I could take the pansy route and blame it on my parents for being ridiculously controlling, my friends for being ridiculously anti-social, and my college for being…

I’m so fucking close to just slapping someone right now, that it’s not even funny. I mean, you’d think God gave people enough common sense to know to stay away from a temperamental crazy woman in finals week. But did He? NO.

I mean my freakin English professor acts like she’s doing us all a favor…

I totally forgot to stop at the ATM on the way to my boyfriend’s best friend’s house. They were having poker night, and I really wanted to play. Instead, I played Guitar Hero for the first time, and rocked at it. When I was first offered the guitar controller my opponent passed his on to…

Not feeling too swell today. A range of unhappy things happened from getting shot down, to running out of batteries on my wireless keyboard (the mouse is rechargeable), and still having to write this infernal essay. Why my professor finds it imperative to force us all to write on topics which have already been talked…

I wonder about a lot of things actually. Like why the sky is blue, why onions make you cry, why women can never apply mascara with their mouthes closed, why the word men is synonymous with fucking douche bag. They’re all valid questions, except no amount of scientific examination on the male pea brain will…

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Anyway, it’s my 21st birthday. Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo. I’m not drinking anymore, so there goes that perk. I like that the option is there though. Legally. It’s 6 AM and I’ve been awake all night because my boyfriend can’t seem…